Feminist: "A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle."
MRA: "Say, isn't that a bit sexist?"
Feminist: (screams) "Help me, White Knight! For I am but a damsel in distress! Save me from these fearsome rape-monsters!"
MRA: "What? I haven't raped anyone?!"
Feminist: "Only a man who raped women would deny the foul deed! Oh save me White Knight, save me!"
MRA: "I think they're off rescuing Anita again"
Feminist: "Oh damn! Look, I've twisted my ankle..." (*shakes coin box hopefully*) "Donations, please?"