Tuesday, 26 August 2014

Monty Python

Mønti Pythøn ik den Hølie Gräilen Røtern nik Akten Di Wik

Alsø wik

Alsø alsø wik

Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër?

 See the løveli lakes The wøndërful telephøne system And mäni interesting furry animals

The characters and incidents portrayed and the names used are fictitious and any similarity to the names, characters, or history of any person is entirely accidental and unintentional. Signed RICHARD M. NIXON

 Including the majestik møøse

A Møøse once bit my sister... No realli!

She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...

We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked.

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti...

We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked.


Special Møøse Effects OLAF PROT


Møøse Choreographed by HORST PROT III

Miss Taylor's Møøses by HENGST DOUGLAS-HOME

Møøse trained to mix concrete and sign complicated insurance forms by JURGEN WIGG


Large møøse on the left hand side of the screen in the third scene from the end, given a thorough grounding in Latin, French and "O" Level Geography by BO BENN

Suggestive poses for the Møøse suggested by VIC ROTTER

Antler-care by LIV THATCHER

The directors of the firm hired to continue the credits after the other people had been sacked, wish it to be known that they have just been sacked. The credits have been completed in an entirely different style at great expense and at the last minute.

Executive Producer JOHN GOLDSTONE & "RALPH" The Wonder Llama




Sunday, 24 August 2014

Who Needs Feminism

I need feminism because a male friend of mine thinks it’s a joke and calls me a bitch when I tell him I don’t like the way he constantly hugs and kisses me in a sexual way.
I need feminism because my female friend just thinks I’m playing ‘hard to get’ when this happens. 
You don't need Feminism. You just need a spine. Most people who are sexually harassed by a friend.. stop being friends with that person. They don't sit, weeping and wailing, praying for divine intervention.

Feminism teaches females to be helpless. It is a victim culture. It solves nothing.

No-one needs Feminism except those looking for an excuse for their own cowardice.

Friday, 22 August 2014

Kill All Men

Click on image to view.

How Feminist view MRAs.

From http://mr-cappadocia.tumblr.com/post/95375533687/hello-my-fellow-atheist-fedora-wearing-neckbeard-i-too

Anonymous said:

Hello my fellow atheist fedora-wearing neckbeard! I too dont like women bwcause one time a girl said she didnt want to date me! Can uou believe it? Men literally have no rights anymore!

Mr. Cappadocia replied:

Actually, it’s more “I’m concerned that according to VAWA  policy a woman can pick up a fucking brick and cold-clock a man with it because according to VAWA a woman can strike first to “prevent abuse” and the de facto guilty party is whomever is taller and weighs more.
  • Offensive and defensive injuries
  • The seriousness of injuries received by each party
  • Threats made by a party against the other or a family member or a pet
  • Whether a party acted in self-defense or in the defense of another
  • The height and weight of the parties
  • Which party has the potential to seriously injure the other party
  • Any history of domestic violence between the parties
  • Prior convictions of assault
  • Orders for protection that have been filed by a party
  • Whether a party has a fearful demeanor
  • Whether a party has a controlling demeanor
  • Witness statements
Police must consider whether the injuries and the evidence corroborate the statements made by each party and by witnesses.  Police must be aware of the many strategies victims utilize to reduce the risks to themselves and their children; for example, a victim may strike in anticipation of the aggressor’s violence as a means to prevent a higher level of violence, or to prevent harm to a child or a pet.
So, while I’m not overly concerned as to whether or not a girl breaks your heart… It does in fact trouble me that if she busts a fucking wineglass upside your face and you call the police there’s a reasonable chance you’ll be arrested, convicted and cashiered because she cut her hand in the act.

Call me old fashioned.
  • 21 August 2014
[Brett Caton: also c.f. http://www.batteredmen.com/HamelDomAggressorViewpoint.pdf]

Wednesday, 20 August 2014

'Bullying' husbands face jail under new proposals by Theresa May


Home Secretary unveils plan to criminalise "domestic abuse" which involves no violence

I can't see any details but there have been other domestic abuse websites I've read which listed "withholding sex" and "demanding sex" as both being abuse. So if a man doesn't want to have sex - that's a crime. If he points out that they haven't had sex for a while - that's a crime.

There's no chance this will help men who are genuine victims of domestic abuse. Her language is sly, but the victimisation of women is constantly reinforced.

So, without any evidence, a woman can say to her partner "give me money or i'll allege you abused me". And that threat will be serious. If prosecuted, his life will be ruined.

This law will load a gun and put it in the hands of any woman in a relationship with a man, with no repercussions if it's abused.

I guess the MGTOW movement in the UK is just going to get stronger.

Sexual violence
Examples of sexual violence include: discounting the partner's feelings regarding sex; criticizing the partner sexually; touching the partner sexually in inappropriate and uncomfortable ways; withholding sex and affection; always demanding sex; forcing partner to strip as a form of humiliation (maybe in front of children), to witness sexual acts, to participate in uncomfortable sex or sex after an episode of violence, to have sex with other people; and using objects and/or weapons to hurt during sex or threats to back up demands for sex."

"discounting the partner's feelings regarding sex; criticizing the partner sexually"

Women do these things to men all the time. Belittling a man's sexual prowess is pretty normal in toxic relationships and encouraged by Feminist websites, and I agree it's abuse - but should be dealt with by ending the relationship. Being able to imprison a man - and there's no chance it'll be used against a woman - on an allegation without evidence is just appalling.

"withholding sex and affection""always demanding sex"
So if he says "i have a headache", it's abuse. If she says it.. it's not.. if he complains that she always says that, well, he's abusing her.

What the hell are MRAs even trying to do?

Reblogged from http://fidget98160.tumblr.com/post/95227608349

todrownindarkness: What the hell are MRAs even trying to do?

: Raising awareness of male victims of violence, rape, and abuse. Trying to get the definition of rape expanded to more than just men. Right now in many places it is not considered rape for a woman to coerce, use…
todrownindarkness: What the hell are MRAs trying to do that feminists aren’t already trying to help with/fix?

I’m going to copy a thing, and I want you to read it very, very carefully.

In fiscal year 2015 the United States Government will grant Two Hundred and Twenty Two Million in Grants to Combat Violence against Women.

During that same fiscal year men will be significantly more likely to be murdered, assaulted, and mutilated. They will be more likely to die on the job. They will be more likely to suicide. They might be more likely to be raped. We don’t know. We don’t count. And they will be subject to roughly half of all acts of domestic violence.

No money is earmarked to benefit males. None.

Meanwhile organizations such as NNEDV.ORG lists men not getting a job as a form of domestic violence.

Of course, men are also the victims of domestic violence… just read about it here:

Does… does that seem a little… biased to you? Just a little? Maybe? Sorta?


Fortunately it has neat links… like Women’s Law. Which has, if you dig a little, a state by state guide on how to best get custody of the children.

This includes such handy step by step guides as “How to sue your abuser" and even includes a handy manual on how to maximize your alimony payments., this comes with an additional primer on what to say to the Judge when questioned as well as such useful tips as telling the Judge your husband hasn’t been helping with the bills lately… which again constitutes economic abuse. I wish I was making this up. And while adultery in and of itself does not guarantee a good divorce settlement… framing it as Cruel and Inhumane treatment does!

Additionally if your husband refuses to have sex with you for a year or more you can sue him for that too!

Careful though, it’s not as effective if your husband is sick or dying.

But if you’re smart you can straight up throw your husband out of the house and then use the court to order him to support you while you fuck other men and you’re still married! Huzzah!

Also… Not only do women receive child support until the children are TWENTY ONE FUCKING YEARS OLD (in New York)…. they are urged to demand child support even if the husband is currently on assistance, in prison or homeless.

So… who exactly RUNS this upstanding and unbiased bastion of good in the world?

President & CEO - 
General counsel of the Feminist Majority and the Feminist Majority Foundation, where she led their successful campaign to modernize the FBI Uniform Crime Report definition of rape. <-the definition of rape that makes it so you can drug and rape a 14 year old boy and it’s not rape. If you’re a woman.
Alright… so there’s a Feminist running it… it’s not like you actually have to BE a Feminist to work for this… OH SHIT

and now that you’ve read it do tell be what feminists are trying to do for men.


Tuesday, 19 August 2014

Why does feminism have such a horrible image?

Reblogged from http://real-justice-waluigi.tumblr.com/post/95115166248/catandkitty-do-you-know-why-feminism-has-a


do you know why feminism has a horrible image?
i’ll let you in on a secret here, it’s because people hate women
Ha. Ha. Ha. NO.

It’s because feminists biggest points of “oppression” have all been disproved, like the 1 in 4 rape myth, the wage gap, and gender bias in the school system. (x)

It’s because feminists completely ignore very serious issues concerning men in favor of “banning bossy” and fighting school dress codes. (x)

It’s because feminists have fought against equal custody and men winning custody over women, despite the fact that women are just as likely, if not more so, to abuse their children as men. (x)

It’s because, when men wanted protection against false rape accusations, feminists fought against it, causing it to fail. (x)

It’s because feminists have fought against regulating the legal system so that men and women receive equal sentences for equal crimes.  (Currently, males, on average, receive much longer, harsher sentences than women.) (x)

It’s because the feminist definition of domestic violence has skewed it so that men are rarely seen as victims and women are rarely seen as perpetrators. (x)

It’s because feminists have fought against legal definitions of rape that would include forced envelopment, thus allowing women to be considered “rapists.” (x)

It’s because of all these wonderful things feminists have done:

It’s because very notable feminists have said the following:

"The simple fact is that every woman must be willing to be identified as a lesbian to be fully feminist."

~National NOW Times, Jan.1988


"Men who are unjustly accused of rape can sometimes gain from the experience."

~Catherine Comins, Vassar College,

Assistant Dean of Student Life in Time, June 3, 1991, p. 52


"The most merciful thing a large family can do to one of its infant members is to kill it"

~Margaret Sanger, founder of Planned Parenthood, in Women and the New Rage, p.67


“I feel that ‘man-hating’ is an honourable and viable political act, that the oppressed have a right to class-hatred against the class that is oppressing them.”

~Robin Morgan, Ms. Magazine Editor


“To call a man an animal is to flatter him; he’s a machine, a walking dildo.”

~Valerie Solanas


“I want to see a man beaten to a bloody pulp with a high-heel shoved in his mouth, like an apple in the mouth of a pig.”

~Andrea Dworkin


“Rape is nothing more or less than a conscious process of intimidation by which all men keep all women in a state of fear”

~Susan Brownmiller


“The more famous and powerful I get the more power I have to hurt men.”

~Sharon Stone


“In a patriarchal society, all heterosexual intercourse is rape because women, as a group, are not strong enough to give meaningful consent.”

~Catherine MacKinnon


“The proportion of men must be reduced to and maintained at approximately 10% of the human race.”

~Sally Miller Gearhart


“All men are rapists and that’s all they are”

~Marilyn French


“Probably the only place where a man can feel really secure is in a maximum security prison, except for the imminent threat of release.”

~Germaine Greer


"Sex is the cross on which women are crucified … Sex can only be adequately defined as universal rape."

~Hodee Edwards


"Women have always been the primary victims of war. Women lose their husbands, their fathers, their sons in combat."

~Hillary Clinton


But, once again, we have a clear case of feminists playing the victim instead of owning up to the fact that their movement may not be the perfect movement that they think it is.

Monday, 18 August 2014

What problems do men face outside of the western world?

Reblogged from http://it-goes-both-ways.tumblr.com/post/95033601564/what-problems-do-men-face-outside-of-the-western-world

Depending on what you count as “western”.




If you’re not opposed, AVFM: India, Korea, Japan, Chile, Many sources within articles on this site as well. And history, for good measure.

Then there’s things like this which are often erased:

You know when you hear of thousands of deaths and they feel the need to say “including women/children”? That makes you focus on the handful of “real” victims instead because people don’t care about men.

Third world populations after war are usually 60-80% female, articles often focus on how hard it is now the men are inconveniently dead. Then look at what Boko Haram (links above) did to boys, did anyone give a shit?

Did they buggery.

Sunday, 17 August 2014

Karen Lum's Assorted Irritations

 A response to

Slip of the Tongue by Karen Lum

I love the complete triumph of disinformation here. Nothing it says is correct, and a simple glance at a few history books, or conversations with people overseas, would have cleared this up, but the beauty is *the facts don't matter*.

The Victim Complex is strong with this one, yes....

For those who can't make out these misandric mumblings...

My glares burn through her.
And I’m sure that such actions aren’t foreign to her
because *the essence of her beauty is, well, the essence of beauty.*

[I thought it was wetness? ]

And in the presence of this higher being,
the weakness of my masculinity kicks in,

[I am sorry to be born a man! I am not worthy! Kowtow! Kowtow! Let me slash myself for you! Let me be your Kapo, and burn the other men in your name!

[note to the reader: you can actually skip a giant chunk here, it's just the dude punching himself in the 'nads]

causing me to personify my wannabe big-baller, shot-caller,
God’s gift to the female species with shiny suit wrapping rapping like,
“Yo, what’s crackin shorty how you livin’ what’s your sign what’s your size I dig your style, yo.”
Now, this girl was no fool.
She gives me a dirty look with the quickness like,
“Boy, you must be stupid.”
so I’m looking at myself,
“Boy, you must be stupid.”
But looking upon her I am kinda feelin’ her style.
So I try again.

[Still going, just four more lines]

But, instead of addressing her properly,
I blurt out one of my fake-ass playalistic lines like,

[playalistic ?

“Gurl, you must be a traffic ticket cuz you got fine written all over you.”
Now, she’s trying to leave and I’m trying to keep her here.
So at a final attempt, I utter,

“Gurl, what is your ethnic makeup?”

[*which is exactly the sort of question you get everywhere. People are curious, and identify strongly with origins, and find strangers who don't quite bizarre]

At this point, her glare was scorching through me,
and somehow she manages to make her brown eyes
resemble some kinda brown fire or something,

[I see the poet here is attempting to torture the reader to death, but carry on. Maybe a better line would be: "her brown eyes resembled two large mounds of flaming flatulence", or perhaps "her brown eyes were like the gaping rectums of ebola victims".. something with a bit more *oomph*.. ]

but there’s no snap or head movement,
no palm to face, click of tongue, middle finger,
roll of eyes, twist of lips, or girl power chant.
She just glares through me with these burning eyes
and her gaze grabs you by the throat.

[Maybe .. there was a Second Gazer? Because we have one gaze boiling this dude's eyeballs out

and another slipped around to throttle his trachea.. oh no, I see it now...

She says, “Ethnic makeup?”
She says, “First of all, makeup’s just an Anglicized, colonized, commodified utility

[which is why it was used before England even existed!

that my sisters have been programmed to consume,

[so any woman who choose to wear makeup is just a victim and couldn't be expressing herself? Wow.

You have no right
  to tell these people
that they are inferior
   to you
Fuck off
 you tiny-minded

forcing them to cover up their natural state
in order to imitate what another sister looks like in her natural state

[Good lord. ]

because people keep telling her
that the other sister’s natural state is more beautiful
than the first sister’s natural state.
At the same time,
the other sister isn’t even in her natural state,

[Maybe she should catch a train, then?]

because she’s trying to imitate yet another sister,
so in actuality, the natural state that the first sister’s trying to imitate
wasn’t even natural in the first place.”

[Has he finished? Good grief. I think what he's saying is "human's are not all equally attractive any more than members of any other species like mammals or birds are equally attractive, and so we take actions to make ourselves more attractive to prospective mates, according to the theory of Sexual Selection

But enough of the pornography!]

Now I’m thinking, “Damn, this girl’s kicking knowledge!”

[Yes, right in the groin.
Possessing it?

But, meanwhile, she keeps spitting on it like,

[Like a Social Justice Warrior who spends her life with a giant chip on her shoulder?]

“Fine. I’ll tell you bout my ‘ethnic makeup.’

{No, no, please don't]

I wear foundation,
not that powdery stuff,

[good lord, she's actually going to go into details]

I wear the foundation laid by my indigenous people.

[*indigenous*. adjective
adjective: indigenous
originating or occurring naturally in a particular place; native.

In this context; unless you are a native American *you are not indigenous*]

It’s that foundation that makes it so that past being globalized,

[the past was localised before? You just don't know what words mean, do you?]

I can still vocalize with confidence that I know where my roots are.

[Oh so you are able to identify which native american tribe you are from, and they'll back you up? Do tell...]

I wear this foundation not upon my face, but within my soul,

[No, you'd need one first to be able to do that]

and I take this from my ancestors

because I’ll be damned if I’d ever let an American or European corporation

[but Chinese ones are totally ok, because white people *suck*, amiright?!]
tell me what my foundation
should look like.”
I wear lipstick,
for my lips stick to the ears of men,

is nothing to be ashamed of, but it's probably best to stop kissing people until the eruptions have passed]

so they can experience in surround sound my screams of agony

[I told you, wait until it passes.. there are many good creams for it]

with each lash of rulers, measuring tape, and scales,
as if my waistline and weight are inversely proportional to my value as a human being.

[No, your *actions* determined that, but perhaps by being pretty you might get people to be dazzled to the point of not noticing how worthless you truly are? ]

See my lips, they stick, but not together.


Rather, they flail open with flames to burn down this culture that once kept them shut.

[Oh good lord, you are gushing blood everywhere. Maybe it's Ebola.]

Now, I mess with eye shadow,

[Oh god no, please don't]

but my eyes shadow over this time where you’ve gone at ends to keep me blind.

[Yes, you should have been more careful

But you can’t cover my eyes, look into them.

[Not trying to cover your eyes, which we have established are burning pools of brown goop, I'm trying to make sure they don't splatter that stuff on me, because frankly, you seem rather infectious]

My eyes foreshadow change.
My eyes foreshadow light.

[My yawns foreshadow sleep]

and I’m not into hair dyeing.

[Chanty Binx will be much relieved; she has enough competition as it is!]

but I’m here, dying, because this oppression won’t get out of my hair.

[OMG, my hair is so oppressed, I'm dying, I'm dyinggggggggg

I have these highlights.

[Some handy tips: http://www.oprah.com/style/How-to-Dye-Hair-at-Home]

They are highlights of my past atrocities,

[You've done more of these poems? I'll call Geneva, we'll have to organise the witness statements]

they form this oppression I can’t wash off.

[along with the gunk from your eyes and lips...

It tangles around my mind and twists and braids me in layers,

[Really, I can't agree with you more

this oppression manifests,
it’s stressing me so that even though I don’t color my hair,
in a couple of years it’ll look like I dyed it gray.

[or it looks like you'll go gray from stress.. because dying it gray would be a totally different effect?

So what’s my ethnic makeup?

[No-one cares by now]

I don’t have any.

[You don't seem able to keep this story consistent; perhaps if you made notes and did some editing...]

Because your ethnicity isn’t something you can just make up.

[Why not? You seem to have managed]

And as for that shit my sisters paint on their faces, that’s not makeup, it’s make-believe.”

[No, it's make-up, as hominids have used SINCE BEFORE HUMANS EXISTED]

I can’t seem to look up at her.

[I can't blame you, she's hideous!]

and I’m sure that such actions aren’t foreign to her

I'm sure she's used to it]

because the expression on her face
shows that she knows that my mind is in a trance.

[Or it blew itself up in the name of sanity...

As her footsteps fade, my ego is left in crutches.

[Oh, I'm sorry, it got on your feet too?

And rejection never sounded so sweet.

[Ah, she chose not to dine on your brains - couldn't find them? Well, all's well that ends well, or in this case - ends finally!

Friday, 8 August 2014

A Treasure Trove of Cosplay from the Swinging 1970s [NSFW]

From http://io9.com/5895773/a-treasure-trove-of-cosplay-from-the-swinging-1970s-nsfw

It's easy to forget that Luke and Leia were supposed to be the romance of Star Wars. Later, it was decided that Han and Leia had better chemistry and Leia was re-written as his sister. Which is fine - except in "Return of the Jedi", Leia says she "always knew he was her brother".

Yup. It's canon. Leia is a kinky bitch!

Tuesday, 5 August 2014

Argument by dictionary

The Concise Oxford Dictionary

 Fifth Edition

 Feminism, n. Advocacy, extended recognition, of the claims of women. L. femina (woman) + -ISM.

 It's interesting that before Feminism became the dominant strain of intellectual thought, it was NOT defined as having anything to do with equality; it lobbied for women, why should it lobby for men, any more than a mining lobby lobbied for the rights of agricultural workers?

 Now Feminists use the argument that since the current dictionaries use a definition they like ("Feminism stands for equality!" ), that that is 'proof' that Feminism stands for equality, and we should ignore the megatons of books by Feminists on why men are inferior scum, to be exterminated when the revolution comes.

 Well, as George Orwell pointed out, totalitarian regimes control the people by controlling their thoughts, and they can do that if they control the language.

 Who controls the dictionaries of today?

 Why, Feminists do, of course. Consider what happened when the Feminist Prime Minister Julia Gillard misused the word 'misogyny'. It's meaning was changed in the Australian official dictionary to match her usage.

So Feminists write a dictionary which has a definition of Feminism as being cupcakes and rainbows. Are you against cupcakes and rainbows, citizen? Are you in need of a RE-EDUCATION?

We are at war with Eurasia. We have always been at war with Eurasia. See, it says it here.. how could this document lie?

They erase the past. They claim anyone who they admire was a Feminist before Feminism even existed. Then when it's convenient, they claim that known  Feminists weren't 'True' Feminists.

Despite the fact such people were recognised by their Feminist peers, had their works published in Feminist publishing houses, sold in Feminist bookstores and taught as Feminist literature in Feminist (Women's Studies) courses.

And before they jump in with "No TRUE Feminist",

The HONEST Definition of Feminism by brentcherry on DeviantArt

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