Tuesday, 24 March 2015

If Women do not have to, then why do you demand men do so?

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Women do not have to:
  • be thin
  • give birth
  • cook for you
  • have long hair
  • wear makeup
  • have sex with you
  • be feminine
  • be graceful
  • shave
  • diet
  • be fashionable
  • wear pink
  • love men
  • be the media’s idea of perfection
  • listen to your bullshit
  • have a vagina

I say:

Men do not have to

  • be tall (oh wait, they do if they want to be taken seriously)
  • pay for your kids (I wish! We have no choice)
  • work longer hours  than you (have to pay for your kids or go to jail)
  • have muscles(I think you can guess)
  • work more dangerous jobs (you know what? maybe we should go our own way..we'd live longer )
  • have sex with you (oh wait; we do thanks to fault-based divorce, and feminist based redefinitions of domestic abuse which make withholding sex a crime)
  • be masculine (unless we want women to find us attractive)
  • be strong and stoic (so long as we're gay, because feminists still want us to be their defenders, HeForShe and all that)
  • shave (provided having women despising us as bestial doesn't worry us)
  • diet (no, we do have to do that if overweight - because biology doesn't give a damn about gender politics and fat people die fast)
  • be fashionable (Feminist: hahaha you wear a fedora! That's so unfashionable! But we don't have to be fashionable, because vagina!)
  • wear expensive suits and other wealth indicators (so long as dying alone doesn't worry us)
  • love women - unless we're heterosexual - but if you believe that's a choice, you might want to inform the people fighting court battles who claim it isn't!
  • be feminist's idea of a good man - we'll be our own, thank you!
  • listen to your bullshit - seriously, I'd love to say that was true but your bullshit is compulsory on college grounds know - tell me again how oppressed you are when you are the ones who preaching at us with the authority of the state, and we cannot reply without being punished?
  • have a penis - especially not a large one - and isn't it interesting how dick size is the number one insult feminists will reach for?

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