Blibdoolpoolp the Sea Mother, goddess of the Kuo-Toa (Erol Otus, AD&D Deities & Demigods, TSR, 1980)
The single strangest concept for a goddess I have ever seen.
This is what that goddess’ worshippers look like.
I’d like to include a picture but Tumblr would shut down my account. It’s funny that the pictures that adults yawned at as being fine for kids are now too naughty for Tumblr.
See, the Drow having sexy gods that wanted to sex/kill you made perfect sense, but the Kuo-Toa ?
Young and sweet, only seventeeeeeeen
Feel the beat from the tambouriiiiine, oh yeahhhh (*waggles claws*)
See, there’s the worshippers slaughtering the human scum, and Blibdoolpoolp is off in her own world up there, dancing away in the spotlight...